It's the End of the Fourth and We Know ItTo REM's It's the End of the World As We Know It
I was one of those who actually loved the fourth season, absent cast members, Seven overload, ugly second sweeps eps and all, and so I decided to give it a...typical send off.
And just try to sing along to this one--LOL! Trust me, I had to try while throwing this one together! ;-)
That's great, it starts with a Borg bait (boom!)(shake!), and Chuck complains --
Action Kate is not afraid.Eye for a Seven/Nine, watch as B'Ela's eyes burn,
Kes has her flight needs, pushes Voy' across the breach ;
B'El beats up a pain freak, chokes on blood pie ;
Tommy gets to smatter her with long, soft kisses,
Psycho isomorph, ‘enry 'iggins a la Doc ; and an Indian for hire in a combat sight;
Seven flips and takes off in a hurry with the birdie breathing down her neck.B'El and Tom do quarters, needles in Kate's brain, look--Chakotay's hair, by Nair ;
Oh oh, Time's a blow, Kim does twenty questions, Tuvie's ops are spewed,
Time's up-Boom, then resume ;
Mari get emgram feeds ; Voyager is mugged, fleeced,
Doc misses the catfight in the mess-hall ; Neelix dies -- yike ;
Now Kim's wet dreamin', Tuvie's streakin', Chuck-hunt, core fright,
B'Ela's smock's a sight.It's the end of the fourth and we know it,
It's the end of the fourth and we know it,
It's the end of the fourth and we know it,But I feel fine.
Send the Doc, Mark-2 cowers, Hirogen, guts for bowers ; notes from home,
Kate's burned, hear the Helmboy's gut churn,
Maquis whipped by Dominion ; Se’en's bug sprayin' ; false 'memrin' ;
Nazi 'Rogen escapade, holodeck incinerate,
B'El's el prego, Sev's a crooner, Chuck Wayne, Kim's strained ;
Ca-maro, Tom's cross, oh oh, kiss scene,
YAATE end ; Chuck got bent, elfin tease whose brains rescind ;
Genocide, a Doc revived, an evil ship of lies ;
Harry is a big boy now, let's suck up noxious demon muck, the clones wave bye.It's the end of the fourth and we know it
It's the end of the fourth and we know it
It's the end of the fourth and we know it....(I don't wanna whine alone!)But I feel fine.
(Musical Interlude: Tuvok does a bouncy 2-step across the bridge)
(It's the end of the fourth and we know it)....(I don't wanna whine alone!)
(It's the end of the fourth and we know it)....(I don't wanna whine alone!)
(It's the end of the fourth and we know it)....(I don't wanna whine alone!)But I feel fine.
The nebula got bridge deep fried, Seven nearly lost her mind, Doc went off line:
TAYLOR'S BYE-BYE ;
Pretty ship, frisbee, hop aboard and get to Borg,
Kate 'n' Seven debate, slippin' speed looks great.
It's time for critic, rerun, nitpick, Year Five Bets -- Right? -- Right.(It's the end of the fourth and we know it)....(I don't wanna whine alone!)
(It's the end of the fourth and we know it)....(I don't wanna whine alone!)
(It's the end of the fourth and we know it)....(I don't wanna whine alone!)But I feel fine.